ESPN’s already-spiraling-out-of-control 24/7 Tim Tebow coverage just went into Super-Stupid-Crazy-Idiotic mode with the whole comic book character thing that SportsCenter shat upon us today.

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Hey, I like Tebow. The incessant media coverage doesn’t even bother me. He’s the most popular athlete in the country right now, so I get it. So the idea of a comic book hero story on Tebow, while quite a reach, was not even that bad of an idea.
But “Super Tim?” Really? That’s what ESPN pays it’s writers to come up with?
Here…I’m going to bust out some way better Super Hero names for Tebow right off the top of the noggin, like free-flow Jay-Z style, beatch, no forethought given (which may show)…
The Jesus Freak
The Timinator
Captain Abstinence
Te-Boy
BOO YA!
There are four way better Super Hero names than “Super Tim” and it took me all of 5 seconds to come up with them.
ESPN sucks.

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